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• JOHN PAUL ELECTED POPE!! (George and Ringo miffed.)
• Pope John Paul would be more popular if he called himself Pope John Paul George and Ringo.
  -- Paul Krassne...
• Dear Sally. In response to you letter of December the 12th 1966, me favourite colour is blue, and me real first name is Richard.
  Thanks for the snapshot. You're a real cute bird....
• Homer: [chuckles] This is going to be sweet. Two hundred bottle rockets and George Bush doing toe touches by an open window!
  Bart: You get one up his butt, it's a million points....
• I hope someday a Pope chooses the name Shorty.
• What's in a Name?
• What's wrong with the sketch?" "Child molestation is a touchy subject.
  "Read the papers, half the country is doing it!" "Yes, but you name names....
• Would George be president if his name was Harry?
• The difference between the Pope and George Bush is that whereas Bush walks on the ground and kisses women,the Pope kisses the ground and.
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