Related:

• Calvin: "I wonder where we go when we die." Hobbe
  "Pittsburgh?" Calvin: "You mean if we're good or if we're bad?...
• In the past, you've been a remarkably poor judge of what your Mom cares about.
  -- Hobbes (and Calvin)...
• I let my mind wander and it didn't come back." "I figured you'd lost your mind years ago.
  -- Calvin and Mom, "Calvin and Hobbes", 13 Jul 92...
• Be careful or be roadkill. -- Calvin, "Calvin and Hobbe
• The world bores you when you're cool." -- Calvin & Hobbe
• Why waste time learning when ignorance is instantaneous? -- Calvin and Hobbe
• It's amazing! All natural laws can be reduced to one simple, unifying equation!
  "Really? What is it?" "Already my powerful brain is bored with such simple problems and is now working on why girls are so obnoxious....
• Hobbes, I guess we learned a valuable lesson from the duplicating mess.
  .. and that is, um...it's that, well...Okay, so we didn't learn any big lesson....
• Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
  -- Calvin, Calvin and Hobbe...