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What Would A Chtorran Get If It Ate A Revelationist? An American Flag Pin.
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What would a Chtorran get if it ate a Revelationist?
An American flag pin.
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I'll tell you what I know, then," he decided. "The pin I'm wearing means I'm a member of the IA.
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