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  Kids! Homer! We're late for church. [drops covers, revealing her church clothes] I'm glad I dressed last night....
• Picard: "I don't trust you, Q. Why should I expect Amanda to?
  Q: "Well, she'd better, because I'm all she's got....
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  ..Dealer busts! Looks like you all win again....
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  Apparently he was sick of Windows 95 so he decided to create his own OS, based loosely on Unix....
• Hank: The key to motivation is trust. Let me show you what I mean.
  I want you to close your eyes and fall backwards, and I'll catch you....
• Never trust anyone over thirty. -- Jerry Rubi
• Woody: What's happening, Mr. Peterson? Norm: The question is, Woody, why is it happening to me?
  -- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 1 Woody: What's going down, Mr....
• BG: Lisa, I sure am glad you dropped by. You're the first visitor I've had.
  Lisa: What about your family? BG: I don't really have a family....
• Larry: Well, how 'bout it, Pop? I know it's tough, but can you love me for what I am?
  [cops a smirk] Burns: Uh... well... uh... [hugs Larry] There there, sonny boy....