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• Flood's bad when you dial 911 and the U.S. Coast Guard answers.
• Quote #357 I generally regard flipping through `popular' publications on technical subjects in the same category as consulting the faqs for various newsgroups or reading most annotated bibliographies.
  Or perhaps in the same vein as pornography; nobody (well, nobody worth mentioning, anyway) seriously thinks that that's the way things actually work, but some can take consolation in it when the real thing is in abscence or is inconvienient....
• To bring one's self to a frame of mind and to the proper energy to accomplish things that require plain hard work continuously is the one big battle that everyone has.
  When this battle is won for all time, then everything is easy. -- Thomas A. Buckne...
• There's safety in numbers -- .357 for example!!!
• Dick: I lost your number.... Lucy: I work at the sheriff's office!
  You could have dialed 911! -- Dick Tremayne & Lucy Moran, _Twin Peaks_...
• A loaded .357 always beats a full house.
• Honey, Is that GTE in the yard? Where is my 357?
• Texas math: .357 + .30x.30 + .44 = 0
• I won! I won!