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When A Liar Gets Pharyngitis, He Loses His Vice. -- Alan F.
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When a liar gets pharyngitis, he loses his vice.
-- Alan F. G. Lewis
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When the witch said Abradacabra, nothing happened. She's a hopeless speller. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
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