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• The one with the most typefaces when he dies, WINS!
• Whoever has the most when he dies... WINS!
• Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of God when he does not wish to sign his work. -- Anatole France
• Life does not begin at the moment of conception or the moment of birth.
  It begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies....
• Why, when no honest man will deny in private that every ultimate problem is wrapped in the profoundest mystery
  do honest men proclaim in pulpits that unhesitating certainty is the duty of the most foolish and ignorant?...
• Why, when no honest man will deny in private that every ultimate problem is wrapped in the profoundest mystery
  do honest men proclaim in pulpits that unhesitating certainty is the duty of the most foolish and ignorant?...
• Where does the white go when the snow melts?
• Where does weight go when you lose it?
• That low man seeks a little thing to do, Sees it and does i
  This high man, with a great thing to pursue, Dies ere he knows it....