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• Q: When a person dies, people refer to them as the "late.
  What are they late for? A: Everything....
• He that dies in extreme old age will be reduced to the same state with him that is cut down untimely.
  -- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus (121-180 AD) -- Meditations, ix, 33...
• Abe: That's the activity room. We're not allowed in there.
  That's the library. Not allowed in there either....
• Beware of that person who is slow to anger. For when it is long in coming, it stays longer and is warmer and dies not so easily.
  Abused patience is a very strong fuel for a fire not easily put out by any known means....
• According to the obituary notices, a mean and unimportant person never dies.
• Barium: What you do when somebody dies.
• The one with the most typefaces when he dies, WINS!