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• When a lady says no, she means perhaps. When she says perhaps, she means yes.
  But when she says yes, she is no lady....
• Rule of Open-Source Programming #11: When a developer says he will work on something, he or she means "maybe".
• FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
  #8 Going Out: When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out....
• When a woman is speaking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes. -- Victor Hugo
• Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.
• Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
• Q: "Do you think that she will want to remain an emfeebled mortal?
  Picard: "But if she really is Q, she must understand what that means....
• Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested. -- Murphy's laws on sex
• When a woman cease to attract men, she turns to radical feminism.