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A Truly Reckless Driver Is One Who Passes You When You Are Already Exceeding The Speed Limit.
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A truly reckless driver is one who passes you when you are already
exceeding the speed limit.
Related:
Reckless Driver: A motorist who passes you on the highway in spite of all you do to prevent it.
-- "Laughs Unlimited...
You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit. -- E.A. Gilliam
Fat is the penalty for exceeding the feed limit.
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?
Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." -- Steven Wrigh...
One time the police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Don't you know the speed limit is fifty-five miles an hour?
I said, "Yeah, I know, but I wasn't going to be out that long." -- Steven Wrigh...
He also brought you the speed bump [cheer!] The dip sign [cheer!
] The fifteen mile per hour speed limit on Main Street [boo!...
It is when you take for yourself that you truly take.
Why be influenced by a person when you already are one? -- Martin Mull
Windows: From the people who brought you the 640K limit.