Whenever I'm Faced With A Difficult Situation, I Like To Ask Myself What My Idol, Edward R.

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Whenever I'm faced with a difficult situation, I like to ask myself
what my idol, Edward R. Murrow, would think; and I think Ed would
call this censorship. "But I also ask myself what my other hero,
General George Patton, would think; and I think George would believe
this country needs to be cleaned up. Why, if George were alive today,
he'd take two armored tank divisions into Hollywood and knock those
liberal pinheads into the ocean! "So, as you can see, I'm a very
confused man. And when I'm confused, there's only one thing that
makes me feel better: I watch TV.
-- Les Nesman, "WKRP in Cincinatti"

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