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• Whenever I need to ``get away,'' I just get away in my mind.
  I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the water is perfect and the weather is perfect....
• Grandma: Homer, you grew up so handsome. Homer: Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd.
  I can't believe you're here! Dad always told me you died while I was at the movies....
• Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• The more I know men the more I like my horse.
• The more I learn about men, the more I like my horse.
• Like summer friends, Flies of estate and sunneshine. -- George Herbert (1593-1633) -- The Answe
• If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much.
  -- Jacqueline Kennedy Onassi...
• Whenever you're sitting across from some important person, always picture him sitting there in a suit of long underwear.
  That's the way I always operated in business. -- Joseph P. Kennedy...
• There is always something to upset the most careful of human calculations. -- Ihara Saikaku