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• Aries' ram whenever possible
• Whenever possible blame the hardware.
• Whenever they put on the straight jacket, my nose itches.
• Hit at the girl whenever possible. -- Bill Tilden (on how to play mixed doubles)
• Whenever possible, steal code. -- "Programming Pearls", Communications of the ACM, Sep. 1985
• When people have a job to do, particularly a vital but difficult one, they will invariably put it off until the last possible moment, and most of them will put it off even longer.
  -- Gordon L. Becke...
• You hold together with the wrong people.
• DETERIORATA Go placidly amid the noise and waste, And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
  Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep....