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When Faced With Facts, Call Them Lies. -- Liberal Rule #31
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When faced with facts, call them lies.
-- Liberal Rule #31
Related:
When faced with facts, ignore them. -- Liberal Rule # 3
Disagree with conservatives? Call them idiots. -- Liberal Rule #28
Disagree with conservatives? Call them fascists. -- Liberal Rule #29
Don't call it a lie, call it "changing your mind." -- Liberal Rule #18
Lawyer's Rule: When the law is against you, argue the facts.
When the facts are against you, argue the law. When both are against you, call the other lawyer names....
When in doubt, make it up. -- Liberal Rule # 2
When in doubt, tell a lie. -- Liberal Rule # 1
Conservatives: They call progressive programs "liberal," and kill them!
If they call themselves a liberal they are wrong. -- Right-wing rule #3