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When I Die, I Hope To Go To Heaven, Whatever The Hell That Is. -- A.
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When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
-- A. Rand
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In hope to merit heaven by making earth a hell.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, Canto i, Stanza 20...
What hope is there for the world if I die?
I didn't want to die and go to actor heaven or actor hell and have some guy come up to me and say, 'You were a star and you didn't do Shakespeare?
' -- Dustin Hoffman on doing Shylock. (12/31/89 Playbill)...
So when I die, the first thing I will see in Heaven is a score list?
So when I die, the first thing I will see in Heaven is a score list?
If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.
I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
I hope I die before I get old ...
Whatever the missing mass of the universe is, I hope it's not cockroaches! -- Mom