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• I am different from Washington; I have a higher, grander standard of principle.
  Washington could not lie. I can lie, but I won't. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• I sit beside the fire and think of all that I have seen, Of Meadow-flowers and butterflies in summers that have bee
  Of yellow leaves and gossamer in autumns that there were, With morning mist and silver sun and wind upon my hair....
• In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
  -- Mark Twain, on New England weathe...
• Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it. -- Mark Twai
• There are places I'll remember All my life though some have changed.
  Some forever not for better Some have gone and some remain....
• I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a member of the human race.
  That's bad enough for me. -- Mark Twai...
• I never respected a man who could spell. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
• I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know. -- Mark Twai