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When I Take The Humor Of A Thing Once, I Am Like Your Tailor's Needle- I Go Through.
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When I take the humor of a thing once, I am like your tailor's needle- I
go through.
-- Ben Johnson
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I have read your article, Mr. Johnson, and I am no wiser now than when I started.
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I am very fond of the company of ladies. I like their beauty, I like their delicacy, I like their vivacity, and I like their silence.
-- Samuel Johnso...
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