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When I Tell People I Am Vegetarian, People Tell Me Cabbages Feel Too.
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When I tell people I am vegetarian, people tell me cabbages feel too.
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I'm afraid of people who like Catcher in the Rye, Yeah, I like it too, but someone tell me why People he'd despise say, I feel like that guy.
.. -- Too Much Joy...
People tell me when I'm deaf.
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When people ask me where I live, I tell them E-5....
I hate it when people call me paranoid. It makes me feel persecuted.
OPERATOR! Trace this call and tell me where I am.
Operator, please trace this call and tell me where I am.
I can keep a secret. It's the people I tell that can't.
Ah! don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
-- Oscar Wilde...