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• I meant what I said --- I think.
• Leela: Ah, maybe they're right, maybe Nibbler is dumb.
  Fry: Don't listen to them, Leela. People said I was dumb but I proved them!...
• I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. -- Oscar Leva
• Dear Emily: I recently read an article that said, "reply by mail, I'll summarize.
  What should I do? -- Doubtful Dear Doubtful: Post your response to the whole net....
• It's not what you say, it's what I think you said.
• I know you think you uderstood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.
• You know what misery I went through there, listening to lawyers day and night.
  If you'd had experience of them yourself, as brave as you think you are, you'd have preferred to clean out the Augean stables....
• Apu: Oh, it's hopeless. Oh, poor Apu. Abe: Hey! The government can't control the sky.
  What if you lived in a balloon? Lisa: That's it!...
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...