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• When I was fourteen years old, I was amazed at how unintelligent my father was.
  By the time I turned twenty-one, I was astounded how much he had learned in the last seven years....
• I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have got so much more of it.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or no
  but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened....
• A man gets on a train with his little boy, and gives the conductor only one ticket.
  How old's your kid?" the conductor says, and the father says "He's four years old....
• Everthing is farther away than it used to be. It is even twice as far to the corner and they have added a hill.
  I have given up running for the bus; it leaves earlier than it used to....
• How many musicians it takes to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to stand around and say, "Man, if I'd had his studio time, I could have done that....