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• Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Krusty: {I don't want to hit a sore spot, but can we talk about herpes?
  Herpes herpes, bo-berpes, banana, fana fo-ferpes -- her-pes....
• The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid.
  Girls got pinned--not nailed. -- Bill Mahe...
• I get my castles the old-fashioned way. I conquer them.
• Luanne: If you want to talk nervous, you should've seen Kirk deal with the high-school kids who egged our Bonneville.
  Kirk: Ha. Should've asked them to hurl some bacon....
• I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. -- Oedipus Rex
• I want to marry a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad. -- Freud
• A Southern boy graduates from high school heads north to college, taking the family dog, Old Blue with him, for company.
  He's only been there a few weeks when he gets a call from his girlfriend...