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• The word bulldozer wandered through his mind for a moment in search of something to connect with.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• And this is his sofa, is it? -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Woman was taken out of man -- not out of his head, to rule over him
  or out of his feet, to be trampled under by him; but out of his side, to be equal to him -- under his arm, that he might protect her, and near his heart that he might love her....
• I found this. He says his name's Arthur, but I think he's harmless.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• consult guide about Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  The best drink in existence; somewhat like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick....
• If your enemy is buried in quicksand up to his neck, pull him out.
  If he is buried up to his eyes, step on his head. -- Niccoli Machiavelli, "The Prince...
• This yuppie, see, was in a car wreck. His BMW was mangled, and so was he.
  The paramedic was leaning over him getting his vitals, and all the yup could groan was "My BMW!...
• Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.
  However, soon after the weather turned cold, the sparrow changed his mind and reluctantly started to fly south....