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• To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A.
  A. Milne...
• Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• It gets you nowhere if the other person's tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conversation.
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• If you want to make a song more hummy, add a few tiddely poms.
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don't eat so much that you get stuck in the doorway trying to get out.
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and Think of Thing
  you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it....
• It is hard to be brave, when you're only a Very Small Animal.
  -- Piglet, Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• Before beginning a Hunt, it is wise to ask someone what you are looking for before you begin looking for it.
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• It's always useful to know where a friend-and-relation is, whether you want him or whether you don't.
  -- Rabbit, Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...