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• If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
• When life hands you lemons make Strawberry Daiquiris.
• If life deals you lemons, why not go kill somone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)?
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Milhouse: Hey, kid: stop wearing your backpack over one shoulder.
  We invented that, copycats. Milhouse2...
• Bart: You know, Milhouse, I've been thinking: this town ain't so bad.
  Good friends, lots of lemons, numerous angel sightings....
• Abe: It all began when Jebediah Springfield first came to these lands with his partner, Shelbyville Manhattan.
  [flash to pilgrims approaching a hilltop] Jebediah...
• Plastic lemons -- Oxymoro
• Martin: OK, piglet, start squealing. Where'd you get the lemons for this lemonade?
  Boy: Uh...this is Country Time lemonade mix. There's never been anything close to a lemon in it, I swear!...
• If life isn't what you wanted, have you asked for anything else?