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• The Icarus Class starship had problems when it flew too near the sun.
• Where the map differs from the terrain, believe the terrain. -- Swedish Army Manual
• You cannot choose your battlefield, the gods do that for you.
  But you can plant a standard where a standard never flew. -- Nathalia Crane...
• The greatest disloyalty one can offer to great pioneers is to refuse to move an inch from where they stood.
• The Army is a place where you get up early in the morning to be yelled at by people with short haircuts and tiny brains.
  -- Dave Barry...
• The Army is a place where you get up early in the morning to be yelled at by people with short haircuts and tiny brains.
  -- Dave Barry...