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When Other People Take A Long Time To Do Something, They're Slow
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When other people take a long time to do something, they're slow; when we take
a long time, we're thorough. When they don't do something, they're lazy; when
we don't, we're too busy. When they succeed, they're lucky; when we do, we
deserve it.
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