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• Honesty is the best policy ... when everything else fails.
• When all else fails, try Kate Smith.
• Strano's Law: When all else fails, try the boss's suggestion.
• When all else fails, try the boss's suggestion. -- Strano's Law
• The American Republic and American business are Siamese twi
  hey came out of the same womb at the same time; they are born in the same principles, and when American business dies, the American republic will die, and when the American Republic dies, American business will die....
• Murphy's Law never fails except when you try to demonstrate it. -- Walter J. Crowell
• When all else fails, EAT!!!
• When all else fails, PANIC!
• When all else fails, RTFM.