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• When someone says "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I wish done," give him a lollipop.
• Yar: "Captain Jean-Luc Picard, I wish I could say you've been like a father to me, but I've never had one so I don't know what it feels like.
  But if there was one person in this universe who I would choose to be like, someone who I would want to make proud of me, it's you....
• I only wish that I were what I was when I wished that I would be what I am now.
• Scott: "Do you mind a little advice? Starfleet captains are like children.
  They want everything right now, and they want it their way....
• I really hate this damned machine I wish that they would sell it.
  It never does quite what I want But only what I tell it....