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When Subjected To Extreme Feminine Heat And Pressure, Male Hydrocarbons Will Often Produce A Diamond.
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When subjected to extreme feminine heat and pressure, male hydrocarbons will
often produce a diamond.
-- Omni
Related:
1. Fact is solidified opinion. 2. Facts may weaken under extreme heat and pressure.
3. Truth is elastic. -- Dunlap's Laws of Physic...
A diamond is a chunk of coal that made good under pressure.
Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing. -- Spock, "The Cloud Minders," stardate 5818.4.
A diamond is just a lump of coal that made good under pressure.
Why Yawning Is Contagious: You yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums.
This pressure change outside your eardrums unbalances other people's ear pressures, so they must yawn to even it out....
It IS the heat!!
If an infinite number of rednecks, driving an infinite number of pickup truck
fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world's great literary works, in Braille....
The reason hot-rod owners raise the backs of their cars is that it's easier to go faster when you're always going downhill.
-- Omni...