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When The Fencing Team Tried To Wrap Up The Tournament, They Kept Getting Foiled.
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When the fencing team tried to wrap up the tournament,
they kept getting foiled.
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I have a friend who is so stupid that he tried to enter the 1-900-SPELLIT contest, but he kept getting the wrong number.
I tell ya, drugs never worked out for me. The first time I tried smoking pot I didn't know what I was doing.
I smoked half the joint, got the munchies, and ate the other half....
And that's a wrap!
Tried to hang myself with bungee cord. I kept almost-dying.
When I bought some new glasses a few months ago, the lady kept on saying how great the lenses were that I was getting.
She kept on saying, ``You can shoot a bullet right through them....
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took and to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
-- Stephen Wrigh...
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
-- Steven Wrigh...
Evan's Law of Politics When team members are finally in a position to help the team, it turns out they have quit the team.
It's a knockout tournament and anything can happen.