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• All men are created unequal. -- Lazarus Long
• Money is the sincerest of all flattery. -- Lazarus Long
• God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent- it says so right here on the label.
  If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you....
• The rising tide lifts all the boats.
• Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception, the root of all evil. -- Lazarus Long
• Money is the root of all bills.
• Specialization is for insects. -- Lazarus Long
• When the roll is called up yonder, people who have paid their Book of the Month bills on time will receive preferential treatment.
  However, your mail will still come late, except for bills which will arrive the day after they were mailed, even if from Kabul!...
• Budget the luxuries first! Lazarus Long