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When The Tides Of Life Turn Against You, And The Current Upsets Your Boat, Don't Waste Those Tears On What Might Have Bee
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When the tides of life turn against you,
And the current upsets your boat,
Don't waste those tears on what might have been;
Just lay on your back and float.
-- Art Carney (as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners)
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And the current upsets your boa
Don't waste tears on what might have bee
Just lie on your back and float.
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