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1) Any Time You Get A Mouthful Of Hot Soup, The Next Thing You Do Will Be Wrong.
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(1) Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the
next thing you do will be wrong.
(2) How long a minute is, depends on which side of the
bathroom door you're on.
-- Zall's Laws
Related:
Zall's Laws: 1: Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong.
2: How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on....
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
Ballance's Law of Relativity: How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
At Rachel's double birthday party] Phoebe: Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
Girl 1: What about my friend Victor? Phoebe: No, only the three of you, any more than that and she'll get suspicious....
How do restaurants which feature home cooking get it to you while it is still hot?