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• No man can produce great things who is not thoroughly sincere in dealing with himself.
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• Homer: What kind of a sick country would kick someone with a giant boot?
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• Jones's Law: The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.
• Jones' Law The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.
• The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on. -- Jones' Law
• The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on. JONES' LAW
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