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• The other day [the President] said, I know you've had some rough time
  and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility....
• Quayle stumbled in response to a question about his opinion of the Holocaust.
  He said it was "an obscene period in our nation's history....
• If Ross Perot runs, that's good for us. If he doesn't run, it's good for us.
  [a reporter then asked him what he meant by that] That's for you to figure out....
• It doesn't help matters when prime time TV has Murphy Brown -- a character who supposedly epitomizes today's intellige
  highly paid, professional woman -- mocking the importance of fathers, by bearing a child alone, and calling it just another "lifestyle choice....
• I should have remembered that was Andrew Jackson who said that, since he got his nickname "Stonewall" by vetoing bills passed by Congress.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, confusing Andrew Jackson with Confederate General Thomas J....
• Certainly, I know what to do, and when I am Vice President -- and I will be -- there will be contingency plans under different sets of situations.
  And I tell you what, I'm not going to go out and hold a news conference about it....
• It is immoral to parent irresponsibly. . . And it doesn't help matters any when prime time TV
  like 'Murphy Brown', a character who is supposed to represent a successful career woman of today, mocks the importance of the father by bearing her child alone, claiming that this is simply another lifestyle choice....
• Some have thought that I perhaps do not care for Dan Quayle as our current Vice President.
  This is incorrect. I love the man so much I literally worship the quicksand he walks on....
• Once when Phocion had delivered an opinion which pleased the people,.
  .. he turned to his friend and said, "Have I not unawares spoken some mischievous thing or other?...