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When We Lose, I Eat. When We Win, I Eat.
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When we lose, I eat. When we win, I eat. I also eat when we're rained out.
-- Tommy Lasorda
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When we lose, I eat. When we win, I eat. I also eat when we're rained out. -- Tommy Lasorda
When I was a boy, my family was poor. We couldn't buy food to eat.
On Halloween we had to go bobbing for gerbils....
Men are very strange. When they wake up they want breakfast.
They don't eat candy in the morning like we do. They want things like toast....
Win Some Lose Some....But When Do I Win Some?
During the race We may eat your dust, But when you graduate, You'll work for us.
-- Reed College chee...
I do not eat to live. I live to eat.
You win a few, you lose a few. But I wish this one had been rained out.
When I was young, we had to carve our CPU's out of wood.
When I was your age we carved our transistors out of wood.