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• The best thing about being bald is, that, when unexpected company arrives, all you have to do is straighten your tie.
• Better be alone than in bad company.
• Better the devil you know than none at all.
• Associate with men of good quality, if you esteem your own reputatio
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• A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being "frank.
• When it comes time to die, make sure that all you have to do is die. -- Jim Ellio