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• I wonder if a file is naked when you unzip it?
• It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. -- Warren Buffe
• If you want to hide your face, walk naked.
• In the winter you lose your body; in the summer you lose your mind.
• Children are like cats, they can tell when you don't like them.
  That's when they come over and violate your body space....
• You own your own body, but you can share.
• You are like a porcupine. When the animal has its spines erect, it cannot eat.
  If you do not eat, you will starve. And your prickles will die with the rest of your body....
• If you only see one movie this year...you should get out more often! -- The Naked Gun 2 1/2
• An Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are captured by cannibals.
  The leader of the tribe comes up to them and says, "Even though you are about to killed, your deaths will not be in vain....