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When You Do A Good Deed Get A Receipt (in Case Heaven Is Like The IRS).
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When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the IRS).
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You will be made happy by receipt of good news.
IRS HUMOR EXAMPLE A: A lawyer, a doctor and a priest were marooned on a desert island.
So we confiscated their homes. IRS HUMOR EXAMPLE B...
Happiness is oweing the IRS $50,000 when you die.
Lisa: My dad is very sick. What's going to happen if he dies?
Albright: Well, if he's been good, he'll go to heaven....
Being good through life `cause you might go to heaven is like shutting your eyes through a movie `cause you might get your money back.
-- A. Whitney Brow...
There are lots of good women who, when they get to heaven, will watch to see if the Lord goes out nights.
-- Ed Howe...
We will take the good will for the deed.
Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it anymore. -- William P. Lowrey
Falling in love is a lot like dying. You never get to do it enough to become good at it.