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When You Get Past Fifty, You Have To Decide Whether To Keep Your Face Or Your Figure.
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When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or
your figure. I kept my face.
-- Barbara Cartland
Related:
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty. Life shapes the face you have at thirty.
But at fifty you get the face you deserve. -- Coco Chanel...
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow. -- Helen Kelle
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
-- Coco Chanel...
I suggest you locate your hot tub outside your house, so it won't do too much damage if it catches fire or explodes.
First you decide which direction your hot tub should face for maximum solar energy....
I suggest you locate your hot tub outside your house, so it won't do too much damage if it catches fire or explodes.
First you decide which direction your hot tub should face for maximum solar energy....
I See Your Face Printed On My Money
I got you in a stranglehold,baby,then I crushed your face.