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When You Have Sufficient Supplies And Ammo, The Emeny Takes 2 Weeks To Attack.
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When you have sufficient supplies and ammo, the emeny takes 2 weeks to
attack. When you are low on supplies and ammo, the enemy decides to
attack that night.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #51
Related:
Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #34...
Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #06
The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #11
If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #13
When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #19
Strategy is when you keep firing so the enemy doesn't know you're out of ammo.
Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at your feet.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #55...
Remember, a retreating enemy is probably just regrouping for a counter-attack.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #27...
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