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When You Heat With Wood, You Get Warm Twice: The First Time When You Chop It, And Then Again When You Stack It.
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When you heat with wood, you get warm twice: the first time when you
chop it, and then again when you stack it.
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Heating with wood, you get warm twice: Once chopping it, and once stacking it.
If you first don't succeed, stack it and stack it again.
Progasm: the feeling you get when your code works the first time.
You know it's going to be a long day when you get up, shave and shower, start to get dressed and your shoes are still warm.
-- Dean Webbe...
When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.
-- Flugg's Law...
Flugg's Law: When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.
Flugg's Law: When you need to knock on wood is when you realize the world's composed of aluminum and vinyl.