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When You're A God, You Don't Have To Have Reasons.
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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Trust me, if I pull you into it, I have reasons.
The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. -- Don Herold
The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.
-- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 28...
Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
Q: Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? A: He got re-possessed!
Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? He got re-possessed!
But you don't have to pray to a little tin god...
My God! You have freckles everywhere!
I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie.
You have to be different. -- Tony Benne...