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• You know you're getting old when you notice how young the derelicts are getting.
  -- Jeanne Phillip...
• The first sign of age ... is when you go out into the streets .
  .. and recognize for the first time how young the policemen look. -- Seymour Hick...
• You know how you tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.
  -- Red Skelto...
• You can be sure you're getting old when you forget the name you wanted to drop.
• Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
  -- Mark Twai...
• You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• A young man wrote to Mozart and said: Q: "Herr Mozart, I am thinking of writing symphonies.
  Can you give me any suggestions as to how to get started....
• There is an old time toast which is golden for its beauty.
  "When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend." -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...