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Where Do Cliches Come From? My Grandfather Says, "You Just Tell A Couple Of Jokes And You're Riding The Gravy Train?
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Where do cliches come from? My grandfather says, "You just tell a couple of
jokes and you're riding the gravy train?"
First of all, it's hard to write jokes. Second of all, what is a gravy
train? I didn't know they were actually hauling gravy by rail.
People gather around big mounds of mashed potatoes waiting for the 5:15
gravy train to show up?
-- Rich Hall
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