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Where Do Polar Bears Vote? The North Poll.
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Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.
Related:
Polaroids: what polar bears get from sitting on the ice.
Teddy bears do it with small children.
Let me put it another way, Bob. You _are_ a girl. And you're a girl with about as much talent for disguise as a giraffe in dark glasses trying to get into a polar bears-only golf club.
-- Edmund : Major Sta...
CHICAGO: Where the dead still vote... early and often!
Remember the good old days where you decided which candidate to vote for by asking who would do the most good?
Now you ask who will do the least harm....
Do bears bear-eth, do bees bee-eth? -- David Addiso
Gross Negligence: those eligable but do not vote.
Chicago, n.: Where the dead still vote ... early and often!