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Where Young Must Torture His Invention To Flatter Knaves, Or Lose His Pension.
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Where Young must torture his invention
To flatter knaves, or lose his pension.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)
-- Poetry, a Rhapsody
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Hobbes clearly proves that every creature Lives in a state of war by nature.
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So geographers, in Afric maps, With savage pictures fill their gaps, And o'er unhabitable downs Place elephants for want of towns.
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So, naturalists observe, a flea Has smaller fleas that on him prey
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Praise was originally a pension, paid by the world. -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)
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Libertas et natale solum: Fine words! I wonder where you stole 'em.
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There was all the world and his wife.
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