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• Business is like oil, it won't mix with anything but business.
• Lisa: What's so special about this game anyway? It's just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville.
  They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall....
• How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue .
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  Homer: Yeah, and I have the same tightness in my chest and profuse sweating I always did....
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