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White House Carpenters Have Reworked The Master Bedroom, Remodeling It So That Ronnie Can Sleep With His Head In The Hall.
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White House carpenters have reworked the master bedroom, remodeling it
so that Ronnie can sleep with his head in the hall. That way, by the
time he wakes up, somebody will have already shined his hair.
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White House carpenters have reworked the master bedroom, remodeling it so that Ronnie can sleep with his head in the hall.
That way, by the time he wakes up, somebody will have already shined his hair....
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