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Who Are You Going To Believe, Me Or Your Own Eyes? -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
-- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
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Your eyes, your eyes, they shine like the pants on my blue serge suit.
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You told me about that yesterday. I know, but I left out a comma. -- Groucho Marx
A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five. --Groucho Marx
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